Classified

Men are divided into 5 classes in Singapore. Class S,A,B,C,F respectively in descending order of prestige. This school of thought was derived after gathering lots of information from guys and gals around me, which means its quite reliable. Character is excluded as a factor in this study because personality is too diverse and cannot be generalized. (As a sidenote, character dun realli play much role nowadays anyway, that's from personal experience.)


Class C:
Class C are the guys who are smart. Smart as in intellectually gifted and eloquent. They impress with intelligence and talents. They talk smart, think smart, and are talented in music or some other kind of arts. Most gals admire talents to some extend or another, but they all kw talent does not feed a hungry stomach. (They usually are quite humorous due to their hyper developed brain cells.)

Class B:
Class B are the good-lookers, or in layman terms, hunk. They impress with their physical prowess and blessed faces. 6 Pecs, megawatt smile, wonderful hair that seems to fall into perfect position everytime everyday. Young gals totally die for this category of guys. Most jerks exist in this category simply because they kw how to utilize their looks to their advantage. Pushing the extremes of stereotypism, we can conclude most of the guys here are abit lacking in the intelligence department. ( But lets not push over the boat with a single oar.)

Class A:
Class A guys are the rich and powerful ones. They are financially strong and have loads of extra cash to spare. More often than not, they are have further empowered with a successful career either thanks to their parents or more rarely, their own ability. Balding hair, flabby waistlines are never a problem to them, they simply rock the world with cash. Most gals are not materialistic, but the things these guys can do with money is the key to their appeal. Gals dun dig money, but they appreciate the THINGS that can be done with money. Logically speaking, its always better to be in possession of a guy with truckloads of cash then a guy with a truckload of trash.

Class S:
Class S. The godlike class. The guys that exist in this category are the perfect creation of god to bring about the downfall of womenfolk. God paid extra care and attention when forging these guys, purposefully sculpting a being of near celestial existence. The guys in here are smart, good looking with a beautiful body, coupled with a successful career with loads of money. Womenfolk usually address this type of male specimen as the 'perfect' man or 'dream guy'. This class takes up about 0.005% of the total male population in Singapore.

Class F:
Class F. All other failed male-kind are thrown into this rubbish dump. Guys that are dumb, fat, ugly, poor and jobless can be found here, the personification of trash. Gals that took their pick from this class are truly worth respecting, the courage involved and required is tremendous.



And so what class of guy do u belong to? If u are sub-standard, dun worry, because the world has something called hope. Human kind are born with a ability to transcend classes, especially guys. Climbing of the classes can be achieved after sufficient effort has been put in.

Example:
Jason is in Class F. Jason trains hard, studies hard. 2 yrs later, slimed down, looks good and fit, grad with a good grade. Escalates to Class B from Class F.

He finds a good job at a bank,works hard, after 2 yrs, takes home $8000 per mth, has investment portfolio of $200,000. Successfully converted to Class A.

At 28 years old, he quits his job, gathers his fortune and starts a business venture. Venture successful, 6 mths break-even, annual income after 2 yrs amounts to $ 2 million. Buys nice house and nice car, wears nice clothes at 30 yr old. Lets company runs on its own and continues to invest in and starts other businesses. His monies multiply exponentially, listed among Singapore's top entrepreneurs. Go Padang drink coffee and play golf with Lee. Continues training for fitness and plays the stock market to remain mentally charged. Jason has successfully ascended to Class S.


And so you see, noone will be poor and useless forever, its juz when the wake up call comes. But mind you, life as a guy is never as uneventful as the above, the story is just an example, it does not describes a certainty, but rather a possibility. For me, who happens to really belong to Class F, its a long way to Class S, but time is never a deterrent factor for me, i believe fate will not fail a person that keeps trying.


Jason's Simplicity : Chains of morality binds me to my innocence, that which i will never let go.