Hi! Can i be your frend?

Hahahas, i cant stop laughing after looking at a guy's friendster profile, i see his picture i alreadi buay tahan alreadi, i dun fucking know why. HAHAHAHASSSS dumb fuck!!!! HAHAHAHAHAS!

Alrite, i know its bad laughing at people, because i myself is also none the better, most probably worse, but still, he realli looks like a cock. lolx. pardon me, im little mad todae. Since i've started on this dumb issue of cocks in friendster, i shall continue to entertain myself. :)

I realised, guys come in various varieties ( yeah, i know, im a guy too.), most of them are normal, but there's this minority that's abit off the edge. They are the people that are like 20+ yrs old, and they go message 14-16 yr old kids in friendster stuffs like " Hi, wanna be frends?" or maybe " Heys, u are realli pretty and i like u alot, can we be friends?". HAHAHAHAHAS!!!! Dumb fucks! How do i know? Because my younger sister and my other female friends showed me their friendster inbox and we totally laughed our heads off.

And then further more, some of them claimed to be super hunky, one even said he looks like david beckham! Im like, if you REALLI looked like beckham, then why the fuck do u need to know a 14-16 yr old girl for? Go date models lah fuck tart. lol! I can never understand how some guys in their 20s can actually do something so stupid. I classify these people as paedophiles, perverts in the making. If u realli wanna target, get somebody thats above 18. Dun be so pathetic and terrorize secondary school gals for god sake.

And its no surprise most of these guys are in army. I've been to army, and to date i've known 2 perverts while i was serving the nation. One claims he is singapore's best lion dancer and has learned martial arts since he was young. My big question to him was: Why are u still so fat? hahahahss! ( Im fat too, i know. T_T)

The second one was a guy that smells and steals. He smells because he never bathes for 3 days in a row, and he steals people's handphones and stuffs. When he got caught, he kneels down and beg the guys not to beat the shit out of him or report him. Once is okay, twice is coincidence, but he did it for 6 times! wow!

Anyways, these 2 low-lifes are similar, in that they like realli young gals. One of them has a 14 yr old gal as a gf, and he likes to browse thru his frends' friendster to find new targets to cheat. The other guy that steals alot is much more obvious, he borrows ur handphone, saying his handphone is low on batt, then he goes to the toilet with ur phone. Guess what he did in the toilet? He copied the female phone numbers in ur phone into his phone, and he calls the gals up saying he's some fren of yours that wanna know the gal. I know, this guy's a complete fucker. He should be wasted even before he was born. And did i say he had a 12 yr old gf? Both these guys are 20+, and their gfs are 14 and 12 yr old. Argh, pervs! End of perv stories. Enough for todae.

And then, todae i went to utilize facebook's horoscope reading out of boredom. And guess what did the it say? I paste it here for u people to see and decipher ba.


Virgo Love Horoscope
Friday, December 21
More than anything, relaxation and psychic neutrality is important for being able to see things with objectivity. If you have been accumulating small animosities or misunderstandings with someone in the past, it is very possible that suddenly everything will come to light.


What does it mean? I dun know. But this type of thing see for the fun can le, no point being too superstitious. My fate is in my own hands, i forge my own destiny and path in life.

And before i turn in for the night, i wanna touch on the emotion called patience. Maybe its not even a emotion, but lets try to define patience. Patience is the amount of shit you're willing to put up with before u actually blow your top. hahahas, crude but accurate i tink. I always believe, everybody deserve a chance to be understood and known. Yes, even the pervs. I tried to understand them, but its pointless, they're hopeless.

Things happen for a reason, people react in a certain way for a reason too. I would rather try to understand that reason, then to waste time trying to prove u're right. Noone is right all the time, i find people that tink they are right all the time veri veri sickening. If u cant lose your ego, then u shouldnt be allowed to have a ego in the first place. Anyways, as i was saying, if you're nice to me, i can put up with alot of shit. Too much infact sometimes.

In the event that you're out to 'eat' me, then im sorry to tell u my patience is limited, as i've demonstrated recently to that bastard that tried to cheat me and ah wei. My circuit is veri short for people i dun know, meaning people in society. I hate those people that open their legs very widely on the mrt or bus. The way they sit is like their family jewels is damn big and needs alot of space for them to nestle. My reaction is simple, use my leg to push their leg back, or stare at them, then stare at their legs, then repeat the action. They get the message all the time. :)

And so what's your patience level? I bet u have differing levels for different people, that's a norm for human beings. For me, i try my best not to stereotype and judge too quickly. Im not perfect myself, so why expect people to be perfect?

Okies, todae im abit mad. i know. I shouldnt laugh at people, its mean and nasty of me. lolx. Bad karma, i can feel it coming.....

P.S. : Eh, stop asking about my sister lah, she's attached alreadi, so please stop acting asking about how i am just to find a excuse to get my sister's number. We're frends since poly, and i wanna stay that way. :)

Jason's Simplicity: Whenever something is right, there's always another thing that's wrong.