Voodoo

Simple day todae, but as usaul im veri happy todae. Maybe its because of her? I dun know, maybe, just maybe... What is fate? It is the path that u can avoid yet choose to walk it.
Got the defination from someone and i tink its quite true. Todae i chose a different path and well, im happy todae. :) Dun understand nevermind lah, infact i hope the reader wont understand. lolx

Alrite, i have yet again set for myself impossible tasks. lolx. i seem to be hooked on setting tasks for myself man.. zzz.. a few months ago it was the 'solitary sentence'. And surprisingly i didnt break the routine, hahass.. This time, its 2 tasks, the 1st task is used to acheive the second task.
The 1st task is to lose weight and tone up, i know, i've been saying this for a long time alreadi, but this time i will do it. Gave myself 4 mths, bought a new water bottle to drink water and no more sweet drinks for me unless unavoidable. April 1st, this sunday, i will start my regime and get back my poly boxing form once again. Been slacking around too long, its time i start my butt up and trained.

The second task is much much more difficult then the second task, its the reason why im happy nowadays and i intent to make it permanent. This type of unexplainable happiness is so intriguing even i myself dun kw why im happy. Okays, too complex, nvm. :P

Among guys, i tink im among the better ones out there, cause i've realli seen some bastards in my 24yrs. Some guys like to look for trouble, some guys like to cheat gals, some guys like to cheat money and some guys are pure perverts. Guys that look for trouble are childish and dumb, they like to go around acting like uneducated cocks. Guys that cheat gals are called jerks and these retards always got the worse type of karma in their later life. Guys that cheat money aint so bad unless they cheat old folks money, most of the population in this cathegory are residing in changi now. Guys that are pure perverts are the most dangerous sort because they terrorize people and the only solution is violence. :)

Toking about violence, i sometimes look at my fists and things start to run thru my mind. The most delicate limbs on our body is used to effect maximum damage. Ironic but true, and i realised alot of guys out there think they are bruce lee or some sort of fighting legend.
And hence lets discuss singaporean's favourite topic! AH BENGS!
Lets cathegorize ah bengs by race shall we? :)

Chinese ah bengs (C.beng) are still okay, since they onli walk like they've got HUGE testicles.
Speciality : Scaring the shit out of primary school kids and collecting 'protection' money.

Malay ah bengs (M.beng) are void deckers and skater-punk wannabe, likes to terrorize HDB aunties.
Speciality : Robbing old folks, wolf whistling girls and 'test-ride' motorbikes parked below HDBs.

Indian ah bengs (I.beng) are hiphop wannabes and likes to walk with a swagger like they're hiphopping.
Speciality : Listen to bangla techno and shake here shake there, jittao imagine they are some hiphop rapper although in actual fact they look like bone-thin african kids.

Ang moh ah bengs (A.beng) are a specially gifted lot, they can scold vulgarities using advanced english vocabulary that the other 3 types of ah bengs dun understand.
Specialty : Since most of them look like ABCs, they like to cheat sec skool gals and act casanova, but when a real fight ensues, they fight like sissies and after losing, go home tell mummy.

Imagine during racial harmony day, all the various ah beng groups come out to a place to find trouble....

C.beng : Eh siao lian eh, kua simi lanjiao? Buay song si bo? *looks at M.beng*

M.beng : Eh, ja-kap-ah-per? Selamat hari raya? Adil Fitri? *looks at C.beng*

C.beng : What cock u toking? I ask u see wat see? Not happy izzit? Not happy come lah!

A.beng : Dudes, can u guys pls shut the fuck up? im trying to hook a gal here! *Toking to gal*

C.beng : U cb ang moh liu lian diam diam hor, knn later nin peh kio ur whole family! *point finger*

A.beng : Yeah, nice try u piece of shit, i sincerely wonder how u were brought up u motherf$%#ker! *Flexes fist like those heroes in hollywood movies*

C.beng gets ready to fight with A.beng, M.beng starts sitting on the road fences when suddenly they noticed a banana tree...

C.beng : Nabei lah, eh ah neh! can stop moving around the cb tree anot? u soot left soot right also soot bird one lah, go back bangla plant banana lah~~

I.beng: Pundeh! xxxxyyyy-neh? xxxzzzzz-neh! *shakes head vigoriously from side to side..*

and then police come, all of them said different stuffs to police uncle...

Police : Eh, u all fighting ah? Wanna go drink milo/kopi?

C.beng : Paiseh lah, tok tok nia mah, play play nia lah, bo sio pa lah... ai zai...

M.beng : Soli soli, we toking and joking onli lah, relac lah~~~~

I.beng: Soli boss, soli, my fault boss, we tok tok play play boss, no fight boss...(Bangla immigrant)

A.beng: Its alrite sir, we're just screwing around yeah? we're the bestest of frens around here man... chill dude...

Lolx, that's a brief sample of how ah bengs operate lah, though not beri accurate. lolx. Anyways the above is just a light hearted look at beng-to-logy in my country, not some extremist racist comments. lolx. :)

Well, i kw the above is abit crazy lah, but im happy mah, my mind is flooded with images of happiness.. lolx... but coming back to reality, i dun tink its possible lah, unless miracles exist... do they? ^_-

Jason's Famous Quotes: Love is like a pilgrimage, in the end u achieve enlightenment.

Did You Know?: Being a pretty gal in this world is dangerous. Perverts are in our midst...