Happy

Todae passed up Comm Law assignment. My assignment is a total mess i tink, lols, anyhow write one. :p Todae im quite happy, there's a reason why im happier then usual these few days, heehee. Its a beri simple thing lah, but i just feel tat much happier leh, i dun understand why. Its been a long time since anybody or anything can actually make unconciously me happy, but ya, i do feel happy now. hahasss!

Todae went to ah tan house to play mahjong, lost again, i keep losing in mahjong. zzz... And my marketing project is in a total mess now, we're like so dead. Tomolo i shall personally see to it that our project gets 90% done, im not going home until we finish 90% of the project. *determined*!

Okays, i kw u guys and gals missed my theory lessons rite? Therefore todae, i shall start my lecture on a special topic --> Theory of Compulsive Psychology. (CP)

Compulsive psychology are spiritual conditions in human psychology that causes or induces compulsory mental states. Meaning u are forced to think about someone or something that u dun wanna tink about. Do u sometimes tink about someone that u shouldnt be tinking about at all? Do u tink about some very pointless thing and yet felt a surge of emotional gratitude afterwards? Prolonged exposure to compulsive psychology will permanently affect ur normal psychosis and bring about benefit or damage to mental well-being.

Advanced levels of compulsive psychology can affect external physical or ethereal matters. Forcing ur mind to focus on a physical entity will actually alter its resting state, the common term for it is Psychokinesis. And the most powerful manifestation of CP is the ability to alter other being's mental status. For example, just concentrating on a particular person and mentally telling him to do something will actually affect that person to do that particular action. For example, if u concentrate on a person in a game of mahjong, tat person will actually give u what tile u want. And on a more common basis, do u sometimes have the ability to 'foresee' the future? They call those event deja vu, which is actually CP at work, twisting space-time to make things happen in your favour. It might seem far fetched that a single person's brain can alter large scale events, but the power of the brain is limitless.

Always remember, a fully unleashed brain is the most powerful entity in existence. Look at the things we humans have done with onli 3% (not sure correct anot) of our brain, and to explore the deeper recesses of our minds will be a intimidating process. The best thing is, u will be able to read other people's minds and know what kind of dark stuffs they think about. Now after reading my theory, try focusing ur mind on a piece of paper. The paper will eventually move due to ur CP ability. Try it, u will b surprised. :)

Jason's Famous Quotes: The mind is limitless. But why am i so stupid?

Did You Know?: Humans used to be able to fly. But we lost tat ability since we stopped drinking redbull.