Jason Lam Sin Siong

Weak in roadwork, need to improve.
Not blessed, never been blessed.
Safely survived 25 yrs.

Pretty boy? no. face too big.
Rugged hunk? no. too white.
rich? no. in fats, yes.
talents? none. unless talentless count as one.
intelligent? no. i wont be bloggin this shit if i am.
charismatic? no. cant tok sensibly.
fit? no. perm failure in ippt.


<=Memorable Events=>

Tried to scam a casino, got discovered and counter-scammed.

A bird shit dropped on the head during flag lowering session in primary 5.

Ball hit face during secondary school soccer competition. Functioning as a goal keeper. Concussed.

Got a uppercut during a basketball match during poly days, concussed and knocked out for 10 secs.

Tripped on a tent line during primary 6 scout camp. Fell flat on my face, ate dirt and got winded for 30 secs. Thought its the end of my 12 yrs of life.

Countered a flying kick by a male classmate in primary 6. Inflicted substantial damage to opponent to warrant his mum to come fuck me upside down in class.

Blushed like a tomato when the gal of my dreams toked to me in sec 1.

Performed on stage in guangzhou during a overseas holiday trip with my relatives. was primary 4.

Started listening to CDs onli during sec 2. First CD bought was Daniel Chan Xiao Dong's 'Tie Xin'.

Heavily involved in guy-ish nonsense of every type from cards to fights in starting from sec 3.

Became proud and egoistic from primary 6. Arrogant and cocky.

Extremely irritating during sec 4. Was at the peak of childish-ness. Listed in alot of ppl's top ten killable lists.

Learnt to tone down in the Army. Looked back and realised im fucked up in every sense.

Tried to sabo a sgt during BMT phrase. Got extra exercise for that. Oh well, i became fitter than.

Picked up boxing during sec 2. Influenced by my uncle. Did not take professional lessons.

Became extremely interested in martial arts during sec 3. That explains the increased amount of fights and explosive temper during that period.

Became a chicken in poly and started to research more on martial arts and music.

Joined Ngee Ann Poly Strings to learn guitar. Main purpose was to cheat gals. In the end plan backfired, got cheated by 3 gals in a row.

Joined Dragon boat. Forced to retire within 3 sessions by programming lecturer after scoring 28 upon 100 points for my mid yr exams.

Had fun watching dragon boat seniors fight in the buff in the toilet. Rubbish bin and other variable tools were employed in the match.

Pukes clear hydrochloric acid after the first 3km run during the first trainin session.

Smashed my right fist and got a hairline fracture in my knuckle during boxing training. Took 1 years to recover. Add 1 more year for slacking.



And the list goes on, i will continue this interesting list when i feel like it. ( Its interesting to me, though it might not be to you people.)

Jason's : Do not scam casinos. Trust me.